Once a week [for three weeks now] we’ve given you the weekly segment:  Stuff You Didn’t Know You Needed (or SYDKYN!)  This week is no exception and we’ve dig dug deep.  We know it’s June and thought you might want to get a head start on All Hallows Eve this year.  You’re thinking to yourself right now, “Boy, I wish I had a cool retro-arcade costume with a carefully placed joystick so I could attract the ladies toward my netherregions …”  Oh no…

Oh yes!

“I wonder if it’s true what they don’t where beneath the kilt…”

It’s probably no surprise this thing doesn’t sell very well with mainstream crowds. It is, however, very humorous and you can get yours here! On sale now in the clearance section!