Stadium Events auctions are up in popularity. In the wake of the accidental auction that recently awarded an unknowing eBayer with a stupid some of money for the NES game entitled: Stadium Events by Bandai, (deep breath) a slew of money-hungry sellers have begun digging through their closets to produce more eBay gold.

I can’t say that I blame them when some of the auctions have currently reached upward of $10,000.  Personally, I would never ever have a need to own such a cartridge and would gladly unload this mediocre game… at the drop of a hat… any hat. Nonetheless, I do find it mildly entertaining to watch such auctions.  In particular, I’d like to draw your attention to the forerunner in the land of NES gold-digging… who seems to (bless their heart) have less than a full grasp on the English language and may be a little less polished than other sellers in their delivery of item descriptions.

“I nearly crap in my pants when i found out what this is…”