For over a year we’ve been keeping a pulse on the game set to be released by EA known as Spore. The game was co-created by Will Wright creator of Sims and the gameplay allows a player to create a single-cell organism and guide it through its evolutionary growth and eventually–ultimately creating a civilization.
There seems to be a new cultural rift forming from the concepts of the game… and it’s not even out yet. The question is… Is it worse than Furries?
But scrolling through the database — past the three-legged sea horse, past the seven-eyed wildebeest and the half-motorcycle-half-pig — revealed something many users didn’t expect. Buried among the more wholesome attempts were two-legged dancing testicles, a “giant breast monster” and a four-legged “phallic fornication machine,” for starters.
And for your viewing pleasure?:
I guess it’s safe for work. Unless you laugh too hard. OK, maybe not. I just don’t know. It’s disturbing nonetheless.
And to cleanse your palate:



